Mario Kills Tanooki | PETA.org

November 14, 2011 Off By ReverEND

 

What?!. are you high PETA?!  Ok, stupid question, sorry. Mario Kills Tanooki  is a game on the PETA site and is geared to somehow show and tell you (like the banner beside it stating the same retarded assumption that Mario wearing a Tanooki is telling little kids that it’s OK to wear fur.

Now, I dunno about you, but when I was a kid playing SMB3, I never once thought. “Mario is wearing dead animals, I can too!” No, I was too busy going “HEY!, I can turn into stone and fly in this thing!.  Tanookies are awesome!”  and then, seriously, 10yrs later I realized a Tanooki was REAL.  So, to you PETA, once again…..you’re dumb.

 

OOOOOpps, I accidently linked the wrong thing… lolololol.